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User:susietherockgod (1413116)
Right this way...
(watch the tentacles)
Name:The Inept
Location:Massachusetts, United States
Birthdate:12-23
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*As of 10/2005, this journal (susietherockgod) is closed. I'm keeping it up for archival purposes. Anyone wishing to find current ramblings would do well to check out my new journal, blackdog. What a way to die, shot by a transvestite on an unrealistic grassy knoll...


I'm somewhat of a good person, a bit of a self-loather, and quite talented at taping things to walls. Try always to carry crayons on my person. Would not be surprised in the least to be told I am the illegitimate granddaughter of Groucho Marx. I have sprawling, kinky relationships with ideas, but I'd give it all up in a heartbeat for a Scotsman or a hobbit, preferably both. If your food doesn't make you cry, what's the point?

Can be quite entertaining when I want to be, but there's the whole terror of humankind to contend with...


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User Number: 1413116
Date Created:10/03
Number of Posts: 246

Susie lives a vicarious imaginary life full of adventure, artistic achievement and men with big noses. In real life, she's constantly mocked for being right all the time, which is not her fault.
Strengths: good taste, good memory, uncanny ability to impersonate taun-tauns and velocioraptors
Weaknesses: rendered emotionally unstable by the weather
Special Skills: darth vader breathing, alliteration
Weapons: teeth, heavy books, disembodied head of Peter Jennings
Enemies: the inhabitants of the smoking gazebo


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Memories:3 entries
Interests:61: amnesty international, antelope, big nosed men, blackadder, bruises, carlos gardel, cats, cavorting, cephalopods, courage the cowardly dog, cruciferous vegetables, david bowie, david bromberg, death of rats, dorothy sayers, driving aimlessly, early film, edward gorey, ephemera, f. scott fitzgerald, gargoyles, garlic, george harrison, grendel, guacamole, guitars, h.p. lovecraft, harpo marx, jon stewart, mailing things, mental floss, monsters, monty python, music, my friends, nature documentaries, neil gaiman, neil innes, nutella, oil pastels, rainer maria rilke, rats, salsa verde, scissors, scotsmen, select amounts of pain, south africa, spanish, squirrel-watching, terry gilliam, terry pratchett, the beatles, the great gatsby, the marx brothers, the muppets, the name george, urchins, vegetarianism, violent femmes, watership down, zoos
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People25:aerani, annadel, blackdog, bunnysmurf, chickenfairy, emanuelle, fishbreeder, iharthdarth, jcatquince, lannajne, mirdrak, missmonstermel, moly_b_denum, mr_sycamore, mreek, nihonjin_reiko, orphe_, petey1344, pitterpat, poetryslam, psychoticradish, shadow1869, tangled_slinky, tiredofmymind, tweeterbot87
Communities7:bowie_daily, claim_a_sketch, craftgrrl, harpomarx, pallas_athena, thepinkhotel, vintage_meat
Feeds1:peeg
Friend of:22: abovethetree, aerani, annadel, bunnysmurf, chickenfairy, emanuelle, fishbreeder, jcatquince, lannajne, mirdrak, moly_b_denum, mr_sycamore, mreek, nihonjin_reiko, orphe_, petey1344, pitterpat, psychoticradish, roseofthedust, tangled_slinky, tiredofmymind, xrepetition
Member of:7: bowie_daily, claim_a_sketch, craftgrrl, harpomarx, pallas_athena, thepinkhotel, vintage_meat
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